D 
Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
D 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
       G7 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
D 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 
A 
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
Stuck in the middle with you 

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you 
And I'm wondering what it is I should do 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face 
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place 
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right 
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you. 

G7 
Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a 
		D                         
Self made man 
G7 
And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say 
D              	C
Please....     	Please..... 

Trying to make some sense of it all 
But I can see that it makes no sense at all 
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore 
Clowns... 

(Intrumental Verse) 
(Bridge) 
(Repeat first verse)